Friday, May 14, 2010
鯛 (Tai); Red Snapper
Friday, May 7, 2010
Doing it Yourself
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Squidward's Revenge
I don't know why me and squid just can't seem to come to terms. This is what I found in the last squid I cleaned, and as I pulled it out of the dead bundle of rubber and ink and slime you can bet I got the willies. The complete scrub-your-hand-on-your-hip, little-shudders-running-down-your-spine, hairs-standing-on-end heebie-jeebies experience. I am proud of the fact that I didn't audibly yelp when I discovered that face-huggers infect more than just humans. After I regained control of myself I set it on top of a fridge to show the other cooks later and forgot about it; it dried out for a few days and I found it again. I stuck it in my bag to take home and show my SO and it stunk my bag up terribly and attracted my cats and I had to throw it away before anyone but Fugu Senpai saw it. This blurry photo is the only evidence remaining to prove that the alien invasion is once again underway.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Modern Conveniences
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Washing the Octopus
Monday, January 11, 2010
An Osechi New Year's
Sunday, November 15, 2009
蝦夷馬糞雲丹 (Hokkaido Sea Urchin)
Sunday, November 1, 2009
The Haunting
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Failure
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
新蕎麦: Shin-Soba, New Soba
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
天ぷら: Tempura
Friday, September 18, 2009
風干し鰈 (Kaze-Boshi Karei): Wind-Dried Flounder
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Footwear
Friday, September 11, 2009
Choking it Down
Monday, September 7, 2009
秋: Fall
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Hands
Every chef knows the agony of hands. Having them, I mean. They crackle on the ends of your wrists, catching on cloth and smearing blood unexpectedly. Bend your fingers and feel the skin strain to breaking over your knuckles. Try to put them in your pockets and let the grimace of pain break through your tough-guy face. All chefs have half a dozen cuts, burns, cracks and scrapes healing half-heartedly on their hands at all times, but the real enemy is dryness. Your hands are wet most of the day, washed uncounted times, in contact with soap and cleansers and bleach for hours. You may try the girly glove approach for a while, but you nearly always ditch them when you've gotten into that hardcore cleaning drive that barely allows you time for the bathroom, much less tracking down and pulling gloves already your already-devastated paws.
